I played DnD for the first time and it was the funnest thing I have ever done, so the story is that I had one of my friends come over to my house to dungeon master, and we did a one shot, which consisted of watching a squirrel get punted, or evil sentient dirt. Scaring a goblin half to death, and crushing another one with an anvil. It was a great time and really fun. It took like 4 hours but worth it.