My sister Natalie and her boyfriend Logan are on a 2 week trip to Croatia, and because of that we have to watch his stupid guinea pig named Mr. Bingley. I don’t know how old she is, yes I said she. Even though her name is Mr. Bingley, she is still a Mrs. She actually gets mad if you don’t say Mr. It’s so weird. She is weird and stupid and has ugly hair. It looks like she is going bald because of her ugly haircut. And what makes it even worse is, she is so selfish. All she wants is food, and whenever she gets it she just tips her bowl over and makes a mess. I don’t like that thing but I don’t want it to leave because she is my friend now. Mr. Bingley is stupid.
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Mr. Bingley
Mr. Bingley is my sister’s boyfriend’s guinea pig who has a really ugly haircut.
it’s fighting me for a carrot because it’s fat
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Hi my name is Lauren and I like cats, sleeping, music, and my boyfriend and that’s pretty much it!! :)