Is it just me or did the media overhype this storm? I thought more chairs would’ve flipped and maybe some more water in the gutters. But, it still presents us with a hazard.

Some female drivers apply make up while driving, have full text convos, etc. Those are even dangerous on dry roads, but multiply that by 3 because the roads, well, they’re wet.

This is a national emergency, because I almost died yesterday.

I was on a two-lane road. There happened to be some wide puddles (not deep at all) an they extended from the side of the road, slightly onto the pavement in the other lane. As I’m just cruising, some lady in a lifted suburban decided the puddle was too risky so she wanted to come check out my lane.

See the issue?

Anyway, this is an official declaration of the revoking of all female licenses. sorry but y’all had your chance and you blew it, couldn’t keep the wheel straight.

(Totally a joke, not intended for inciting anger)