My boyfriend has some extreme audacity. He loudly asks me why I’ve said things that I have not said to embarrass me. One day, I cried because he ate my garlic bread when I told him not to. This was a couple days after I told him not to eat my chocolate.. but he still took a piece.
One day, all day, every time I complained, he made this high pitched shrieking noise, “WGAAAGHH”! All day I thought he was making whiny noises to mock my complaints. You know what he WAS doing?? ANGRY BIRD NOISES. HE WAS CALLING ME AN ANGRY BIRD ALL DAY. and he STILL does it!
At dinner with my parents, he told my mom I was mean to him (an obvious lie) and she almost put me in “time-out” I AM 17 YEARS OLD. I DON’T GET TIME-OUT!
That being said, I love my boyfriend very much.
- He ties my shoes for me
- He gets me snacks without me having to ask
- He lets me make ASMR videos with his gel hair
- He shares his food with me
- He’s very sassy and it is funny
Disclaimer: He is very handsome and hilarious. Don’t let his charm fool you, he will out-sass you and your whole family.
My boyfriend has given me permission to post this as long as I say “I bully him sometimes” (He makes me say this all the time, he finds it funny, I promise this isn’t serious)
